$CASHCAT: The Sub-$50M Robinhood Leader
OSF quote-tweeted the Rekt Mkts clip: 'A few weeks ago, the highest-market-cap coin on Robinhood was $CASHCAT at $47M. $PONS was second at $30M.' His caption: 'top coin on robinhood was cashcat sub $50m for like weeks and indeed it does seem obvious in hindsight' — restating his own line from the clip, 'This could all be higher in a few weeks, and you'll be kicking yourself that you didn't buy.'
The Live Book: New High-Water Mark (no chart)
The Rekt Mkts desk (rekt.com, live statements) shows OSF's account up $253,592 (+10.94%) since midnight UTC to a $2,571,424 NAV — at the high-water mark, up $1.20M (+87.58%) on the run that began in May on $1.37M net capital. 71 completed trades at a 54% win rate; best day +$277,264 (Aug 29), worst -$126,424 (Jul 16); 52% green days (42/81) worth +$801.8k total; current streak two green days.
$PONS: +33% Move on Wallet Accumulation (no chart)
The desk's PRO research note (Aug 25) flags PONS up roughly 33% in 24 hours on large-wallet accumulation and Robinhood-listing speculation, with no confirmed announcement behind the move — buyers fewer but much larger than sellers, thin liquidity near $2M. The book's $REKT line sits at $0.000001139 on the Uniswap ETH pair (-4.4%), $47.9M FDV.
'Same Old Story' — the Crypto-Dead Crowd (no chart)
OSF's Sunday thread: people who 'completely left crypto at the end of last year' — 'have prob done well in equities' — still 'missed the beginning of an insane onchain opportunity purely because they tricked themselves into thinking crypto was dead forever.' He quoted his own Dec 2025 post: the same people called crypto dead in 2022, memecoins never taking off in 2024, and 'ended up fomoing every single local.'
'Plumbers in Control' (no chart)
One line, quoted over a trader's all-time-high-portfolio post ('and yet I still feel FOMO for what could have been…'): 'plumbers in control.' The book's top three positions are all REKTMKT-labeled — $885.6k, $277.0k and $227.0k — and the latest logged activity was a BUY UPXI booked Thursday Aug 27.
Tradoors: Thread Teaser on the Trading Desk (no chart)
Asked Sunday whether the tradooor's results are updated to the token's attributes on OpenSea and whether there's a fee to open the trading desk, OSF replied late in the day: 'putting out a thread shortly.' The thread had not landed by the 12pm PT check — expect the Tradoors desk mechanics to be spelled out Monday.