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Friday, August 28, 2026 2026-08-28

The Original OHM Dev Brings Permissionless Tokenized Funds to Robin Hood Chain (no chart)

Coyote walks MCG through DTF, the 'strategy bundler' launching this weekend — plus a $600K Avicii card drain and ceilings lifting past $100M on chain

Coyote, the developer behind Olympus DAO's original OHM, joined MCG to unpack DTF, a permissionless platform where anyone can launch a tokenized fund — a DTF wraps strategy vaults (Morpho, Uniswap v3/v4, Euler) and self-prices its token against its own reserve. He plans to file an ERC standard for it and launch his first DTF this weekend. Hosts called it the most fascinating ETF-adjacent conversation they've had, while the show also tracked an apparent $600K drain on Avicii card balances and celebrated 'no ceiling' momentum for cash cat, PONS and AI.

There Is No Ceiling: cash cat $220M, PONS and AI at $100M

BTC monthly chart — breakout from the three-year downtrend
BTC monthly chart — breakout from the three-year downtrend

The opening thesis: in the last eight months barely 3-5 tokens sustained a $100M cap from a fair launch, yet cash cat ($220M), PONS ($100M) and AI ($100M) all cleared it inside the last month. Chill's trade for the season is buy-and-hold as ceilings rise — 'side liners are forced to top-fade as dips become scarce.' He flagged the monthly BTC chart breaking a three-year downtrend as the setup for 'the largest bull run ever,' powered by on-chain dominance wars, tokenization, social-trading mini-CTs and real DeFi innovation.

Solana's double-disinflation passes; Jackson Hole a nothing burger (no chart)

SOL's double-disinflation proposal passed after a late flip — Kraken voted ~90% no before Galaxy and Kraken switched, cutting inflation roughly in half (3% → 1.5%) with a faster taper. Jackson Hole delivered nothing: Fed remarks were 'largely a nothing burger,' with a possible December rate hike the only takeaway.

Hedge On Hood: 3,333 NFT hedge funds with a 0.5/8 fee (no chart)

Founder 'Hedgehog' explained HEDGE: every NFT is a live on-chain hedge fund — 50% blue-chip mandates (40% position cap), 35% balanced, 15% degen — built on ERC-6551 + ERC-4626. A 3% swap tax splits 1% daily reward drip, 1% weekly prize pool for top-10% funds, 0.5% leveled-NFT pool and 0.5% team/burns; 11.3% of supply is already burned. First week paid $56K in HEDGE to just 81 funds, with 252 more eligible. MCG's honest takeaway: clever mechanics, but everything is volume-dependent — they want protocols accruing revenue, not just swap fees.

Raxle: an agentic runtime making private, compliant settlement (no chart)

Returning guests Drew and Blue (Axel/Zochi) updated MCG on Raxle, an Elixir/Erlang agentic runtime with the Xochitl intent solver on Robin Hood chain — first to offer stealth addresses there, with Pixie (Aztec shielded-account bridge) under a Nethermind audit. The solver carries ~$150K of the founder's own liquidity and does ~$25K volume at 10-40 bps; agent revenue buys back the Raxle token via Virtuals' ACP marketplace. Their ERC is being integrated into Virtuals standards 8126/8196, and the team is pushing 'KYA — know your agent' as a zero-knowledge compliance oracle with nine proof types.

Avicii card drain: ~$600K hit, apparently on Rain's side

Solscan view of the drain address
Solscan view of the drain address

MCG flagged an apparent exploit draining Avicii card balances to one address, ~$600K by their last check, with Solana withdrawals paused. Their read: it looks like an infrastructure issue on Rain (Avicii's card provider) rather than Avicii itself — Rain is well-capitalized enough to make users whole. Avicii's token is down ~90% from highs but still above its ~$2.5M treasury-backed NAV ($1.8M in USDC), and hosts expect a liquidation vote regardless.

HOOKER: the v4 hook on every pool, $5M → $80M

Hayden Adams thread on hooker lending
Hayden Adams thread on hooker lending

Chill made the case for HOOKER as a new primitive: a Uniswap v4 hook that lives on top of any liquidity pool launched through a launchpad, taking ~0.3% of fees into buyback-and-burn. The chart ran from $5M to $80M 'with barely any correction,' and Hayden Adams' thread on hooker-based lending has the market speculating on a Uniswap integration — hosts were slamming the buy button in the $5M green box.

AI / Long.XYZ: the Nvidia cap-table narrative

Long.XYZ ecosystem multi-charts
Long.XYZ ecosystem multi-charts

AI went from $5M to $80M since an Aug 18 'stone-cold bottom,' and the meme thesis is compounding: if AI hits Doge's valuation, its Community Treasury becomes the third-largest private Nvidia shareholder — 'board seat' is the running joke (and now a rival token literally called SIT, paired against AI, which hosts called too-early to choose between). Second ecosystem token SpaceHood was confirmed deployed by the Long.XYZ deployer.

On-chain roundup: dips get eaten, STONKBROKER gets a Robin Hood retweet

Broker Tools explorer after the Robin Hood retweet
Broker Tools explorer after the Robin Hood retweet

The flush got bought fast: PONDS 0.136 → 0.11 → instant +16% bounce, Delta -30% to sub-$10M and back to ~$12M, cash cat -22% on the day at $188M with a $320M+ giga-send target, net barely flinching. STONKBROKER's Broker Tools chain explorer earned an official Robin Hood crypto retweet (only a 30% pump — 'free 2x,' per Chill): ~$800K revenue vs PONS' ~$4M, 10% supply burned, target 30-35M.