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Monday, August 31, 2026 2026-08-31

SimpleFarmer's STONKBROKER Roadmap: Five Special Projects, an Options Protocol, and a $10B Robinhood-Chain Call (no chart)

Back near $60M market cap after a strong breakout, the STONKBROKER team previews interns, Moonbirds, Normies and STORM — and says the biggest listings are still to come.

SimpleFarmer joined Monday's show shirtless and bullish: STONKBROKER is back around a $60M market cap after its breakout, and the token was built tax-free and "as clean as it gets" to clear centralized-exchange listings. The immediate roadmap is an "interns" NFT that forces holder and broker to communicate, plus four special projects — BBITS' Nightshades, Normies (agent-launched meme stocks), Good Vibes Club (undisclosed) and Moonbirds x Orange Cap Games as the answer to the STONKBROKER derivatives. Three to four of the five land in September; everything ships before mid-October. STORM, the options protocol, is the long game: SimpleFarmer's pitch is stock tokens with real options and yield can pull TradFi flow to Robinhood chain, which he says made roughly $1M in gas fees in a single day. His end-of-year call: $10B market-cap tokens on Robinhood chain — "we haven't even seen a Binance listing yet" (35% of trading volume).

PONS: The Launchpad That Keeps Lifting the Ceiling (no chart)

Greeny's PONS chart shows volume turning ballistic — up about 3x in the past 24-48 hours on a single FOMO liquidity pair after the uptick from the ~$37M market-cap candle. Listings keep compounding: Gate.io, Kucoin and crypto.com each produced a 5-6x jump in daily active traders, per SimpleFarmer. He top-blasted PONS at $150M over the weekend and was up ~120% in 24 hours. Greeny's plan: size ~$20K into PONS if it pulls back to $150M, calling it the main launchpad of Robinhood chain.

REDACTED's Overnight Run to $5M

Greeny brings the REDACTED token page up full screen after the Solana token (launched via STONK Fund) hit $5M market cap overnight
Greeny brings the REDACTED token page up full screen after the Solana token (launched via STONK Fund) hit $5M market cap overnight

REDACTED — a Solana token launched through STONK Fund that pays Z-cash rewards for holding — hit $5M market cap overnight. Craig timed the breakout near $4.5M during a 3am toilet break and banked profit around $3.5M, up just shy of $10K on a roughly 5x from a ~$1M entry; Greeny took profit at $3.5M too. Greeny's Saturday-night hold thesis while down ~$300: check the holders. Mike and Value hadn't sold, so he held — and woke up +$4K. "Value and Time" is up nearly six figures, and Money Store Heist (the top FOMO holder who took over the stream board) notched his first six-figure trade.

DELTA Doubles TVL in a Day While the Token Sits

Greeny's FOMO tokens dashboard while he reads Delta's TVL and fee numbers
Greeny's FOMO tokens dashboard while he reads Delta's TVL and fee numbers

The numbers Greeny read on air: DELTA's TVL went from $500K on August 28 to $1M a day later — doubling in under 24 hours while the token didn't double. Fees reached 300K (100K since Aug 28), 3,800 positions are open (+1,300 since Aug 27), $400K has been claimed by liquidity providers and there are 10,000 holders. Greeny's average entry is ~$10M (first bag at $4M, added at $16M); he's still up 2x, notes even a 40-50% pullback to the $13M golden pocket leaves him in profit, and "probably won't sell this one." DELTA and STONKBROKER are both listed on Asta. Craig is nibbling the pullback.

Bitcoin's Weekly Rejection: The $81K Wick and the 100-Week MA

Greeny's BTC weekly chart on screen: massive wick to $81K, rejected at the 100-week moving average — an exhaustive candle into the close
Greeny's BTC weekly chart on screen: massive wick to $81K, rejected at the 100-week moving average — an exhaustive candle into the close

BTC was dumping at $77.1K on air after a weekly close that showed a massive wick to $81K rejected at the 100-week moving average — the same MA that dumped price last time. Greeny read it as indecision rather than weakness, but stressed there's still no confirmation the bear-market bottom is in: a lower high keeps the downtrend intact, and the triple-drive divergence to $55K "is still valid." The bull case is a pullback into the 100/200-day MAs (low $70s) or the 200-week (high $60s to low $70s) that holds and shows strength — that's where he loads up and gets his higher-low confirmation. He will buy the BTC pullback, but wants to see strength first.

YARD: Ticker Yard's Full-Supply Bridge Lands This Week

The YARD token page on Greeny's screen — Craig's breakout thesis for the Robinhood-chain liquidity play
The YARD token page on Greeny's screen — Craig's breakout thesis for the Robinhood-chain liquidity play

SimpleFarmer flagged Ticker Yard as the week's big infrastructure unlock: any token will be able to move its full supply to Robinhood chain in one transaction, with Chainlink co-marketing — "Robinhood's version of Wormhole, but better." Greeny was in YARD at a $2M cap and sold; now he says infra plays pay to sit in and is back in accumulation mode on the pullback. Craig made YARD his weekly-runner pick at 2.2, calling it a catch-up liquidity play on the STONKBROKER ecosystem.

Craig's Kitchen: Reflective Tokens Are Paying Out (no chart)

Craig's segment on the reflection meta: REDACTED pays Z-cash (rewards have been "semi-generous" on the volume), BREAD pays RWA rewards and its beta goes live within 24 hours — a limited release, so he's wary of a fudge when people can't get in — and MOONCAT pays Ethereum rewards, which he likes on an ETH L2. Craig got into MOONCAT around a $1M cap, watched it pump to $2.2M after a 100K-follower cat account called it, and was trying to add near $800K on the dip.

The Weekly Runner: UNI at $5.20, DTF, YARD and Mansa NFTs

DTF (Down to Finance) on the FOMO token chart — Greeny's Hail Mary weekly-runner pick
DTF ("Down to Finance") on the FOMO token chart — Greeny's Hail Mary weekly-runner pick

New Monday segment: Greeny and Craig each lock one or two picks, reviewed every Friday with a year-end tally and a Discord poll. Greeny: UNI at $5.20 — already broken out, and he expects Uniswap to "ship hard" on the back of Robinhood and Ethereum success — plus DTF (down-to-finance), sideways for a week with "big boys" including Bunkai in it; he calls it a Hail Mary that either goes ballistic or dumps to zero, and he's already in around his average. Craig: YARD at 2.2 and the Mansa NFT at a ~$1,941 floor (he holds three) — execution risk is when it goes live. Both disclosed holding their picks; not financial advice.

NetNet Breaking Structure; PINGU Still Technically Down

Greeny's FOMO tokens dashboard while he walks through NetNet's broken structure
Greeny's FOMO tokens dashboard while he walks through NetNet's broken structure

NetNet is Greeny's "huge fumble" — in at a $1-2M cap, it ran to $100M FDV — and it's now breaking structure after Ansem and Coz got loud; he's watching whether they keep shipping. PINGU held its reaccumulation and broke out from the key weekly liquidation wick (from 10/10), but it's still trending down technically versus HYPE, so he wants to see it hold or wick-and-reclaim before getting interested. On majors he'd rather buy retests of key moving averages: HYPE on a 20-30% pullback, XRP holding the 100 MA, NEAR back at its MA.