Furyoku walked through the mechanics on a diagram that has been reshared since his article. For the Sazare token, a small algorithm checks what must go into backing so the floor rises with issuance: when the issuance price is over double the floor price, 50% of proceeds go in; below double, the share is higher. During the trading ban, 70% of all trading fees flow into the floor. The floor already sits at roughly $300K (around 154 ETH), and Furyoku projected a $1M floor within a week or two at current volume. For tokens launched via the upcoming factory, the split on the settlement asset is 30% to the floor, 35% to the creator, and 35% to the protocol.
The volatility warehouse collects fees and uses the profits to buy and burn the token, which in turn lifts the floor. It uses a tiered system — the closer price gets to the floor, the more aggressively it buys on the way down — which improves average entry, creates profit on the way up, and recycles that profit into burns. Furyoku said backtests against live protocols showed $100K to $500K of dip-buying capacity. Daes summarized it as an automated market maker built into the token, replacing external market makers, bundlers, and snipers that strip value from hyped launches.
Furyoku explained the wrapper is another UniV4 hook that optimizes execution: when someone buys into the pool, Uniswap calls the hook, which runs an on-chain best-case optimization algorithm to split the order between the pool and the hook for the best fill. The migration to the wrapper happened partly because trading in the band was over-taxing transactions. A side effect: some front ends report higher price impact because they do not account for hook liquidity — but for new launches, all liquidity will live in the pool itself.
The token factory lets teams pick the settlement asset (ETH, RWAs, or tokenized stocks), the starting market cap, and a custom issuance curve to any ending fully-diluted valuation — the curve auto-adjusts so liquidity positions land correctly along the way. Crucially, roughly 17.5% of every 1% swap fee from factory tokens goes directly to buying and burning $SZR, permissionless on-chain. The only permissioned piece today is the settlement swap for non-ETH assets (to control slippage), which Furyoku plans to make permissionless over time. Serious projects wanting custom rules are the target user.
The hosts surveyed the hook landscape. Programmable, a V4-hook launchpad on ETH mainnet, was called at a $1.3M cap on GG and ran to a 6x after an Ansem follow-up — though Daes noted it is not very customizable and faded it personally. Flare (ex-NFTX, now Flayer) is one of the earliest V4-hook launchpads — its buyback-and-burn hook predates the current wave — and recently acquired Takeover; Takeover tokens can be claimed for Flare for the next year. Vibe, the token Adam (Friendpit creator) bridged from Base and renamed, is being moved to a UniV4 hook like Sazare's, with the IDM NFT granting early access and floor protection built in; contracts remain unverified. The hosts also flagged 0/1, a floor-protector token popular in Chinese crypto communities — liquid, but far less comprehensive than Sazare.
The hosts returned to Stonkbroker, which they have tracked since a $300K cap and now place around $25M. The mint required burning old Clutch Markets NFTs (about $60 each at the time, now worth $6,000+), and the first project building on it is DERP — farmable with Stonkbroker NFTs, with 85% of supply locked in the contract. Daes argued the Anvil model could let existing NFT communities tokenize their collections without giving up their NFTs, reviving brands that hold and build. Simple Farmer's background as ex-head of DeFi at ApeChain was cited as evidence this is not a vibe-coded one-off.
GG is at all-time-high traffic, volume, and signups — hundreds of signups in a chaotic week and a half. The team is hiring for scaling after performance issues, rolling out a new onboarding flow, and pushing the Telegram bot after performance work. Daes disclosed Stonkbroker NFTs and some Sazare; Rick faded both the Programmable call and Linux's meme call. Linux was highlighted for a 10x on his initial bag with a BNB-chain stock-token call, correctly predicting Binance's move into stock tokens. The hosts closed with a reminder that every call discussed is experimental and unaudited.